…Okay, you know what: I’m just going to go with this one. I’m a fighter. You know when they do blitzkriegs they usually hit trees? Well sometimes they hit a person.
His defense of taking one of his bad jokes too far.
That is the litmus test for “William”s, which nickname they pick. “Bill”s are reliable, you know what to expect. It may not always be a good thing but you know what to expect. “Will”s end up as some form of fat James Bond villain.