Two all beef, 1/4lb patties covered in bacon, french fried onions, three kinds of cheese, hashbrowns and barbeque sauce, sandwiched between two fried buffalo chicken strips and deep fried to piss off the health nuts. The meat is to piss off the vegetarians, the cheese is required to piss off the lactose intolerant. And finally, the word “french” is added just to piss off Americans.
The Big “Oh” Burger (the doomwich), by Duke Manning.